List : Condoms In Competition

1. Nike Condoms: Just do it.
2. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
3. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
4. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
5. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
6. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
7. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
8. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
9. Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
10. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
11. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
12. New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
13. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
14. Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
15. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
16. Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
17. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
18. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
19. The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...
20. General Electric: We bring good things to life!
21. AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'
22. Bounty: The quicker picker upper.
23. Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?
24. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
25. M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'
26. Chevron: use them? people do.
27. Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border
28. MCI: for friends and family
29. Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
30. The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
31. Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are
32. United Airlines travel pack: Fly United
33. The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
34. Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?
35. Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam
36. Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!
37. Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!
38. McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served
39. Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities
40. Burger King: Have it your way
41. Dairy Queen: We treat you righ
42. AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1.

List : Some Interesting Facts About US Presidents

1.Did you know that Andrew Johnson, the 17th President of the United States, was a tailor before he was President? Or that one of George Washington's favorite foods was ice cream?

2.Many Presidents had unusual careers before entering the White House. Jimmy Carter, the 39th President, was a peanut farmer. Ronald Reagan, the 40th President, was a movie actor. And Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President, once worked chopping rails for fences.

3.According to John Riley of the White House Historical Association, Harry Truman was a haberdasher. A haberdasher is someone who deals in men's clothing and accessories, particularly hats.

4.Once in the White House, each President made his mark in different ways. In fact, before Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th President, came to office, the White House wasn't even called the White House! People called the building the President's Palace, President's House, and the Executive Mansion. Roosevelt officially named it the White House in 1901.

5.Theodore Roosevelt wasn't the only President to invent a new expression. Martin Van Buren, the eighth President, is sometimes credited with creating the word "OK." Van Buren was from Kinderhook, New York. During his campaign, Old Kinderhook (O.K.) clubs formed to support the President. Later, "OK" or "okay," came to mean "all right."I'm not sure about this,but who knows?

6.There have been many other interesting presidential firsts. James Polk, the 11th President, was the first President to have his photograph taken. Theodore Roosevelt was the first President to ride in a car while in office. His fifth cousin and the 32nd President, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, was the first to ride in an airplane.

Advice : Things You Shouldn't / Should Do When You Are Drunk

SHOULDN'T : Make a surgery on a person.

SHOULD : Watch a nasty surgery video and be amused about the video.

SHOULDN'T : Drive.Or walk.If you aren't capable of even crawling.

SHOULD : Sleep on a bench in a park.Or be creative.In a tree or something.Make sure not to fall.

SHOULDN'T : Sleep.

SHOULD : Make everything possible not to sleep.

SHOULDN'T : Sing loud NWA's "Fuck The Police" in a police station.

SHOULD : Make everything possible not to be near a cop.Even if you are one.Crazy,isn't it?

SHOULDN'T : Call anyone or send to anyone a message.The next day you'll regret it.

SHOULD : Call a taxi.Or an ambulance.

SHOULDN'T : Say anything that sounds like : "This is my last drink".

SHOULD : Have your last drink.

SHOULDN'T : Tryy ot raed tihs post.

SHOULD : Take a shower.

SHOULDN'T : Hijack planes and go near tall buildings ; you know what could happen.

SHOULD : Watch stupid movies.

SHOULDN'T : Say to anyone that you love him/her ; remember that you are drunk if you want to do that.

SHOULD : Talk shit and gibberish with another strange drunk person that you don't even know ; beleieve me you'll get along.

SHOULDN'T : Get lost from your friends ; even you will find new ones , those won't take you home.

SHOULD : Stay close ; stay put.

And the list could go on.Maybe I will write a part two.Anyway,remember to drink responsibly!