4/22/09

List : Condoms In Competition


  1. Nike Condoms: Just do it.
  2. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
  3. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
  4. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
  5. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
  6. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
  7. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
  8. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
  9. Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
  10. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
  11. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
  12. New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
  13. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
  14. Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
  15. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
  16. Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
  17. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
  18. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
  19. The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...
  20. General Electric: We bring good things to life!
  21. AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'
  22. Bounty: The quicker picker upper.
  23. Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?
  24. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
  25. M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'
  26. Chevron: use them? people do.
  27. Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border
  28. MCI: for friends and family
  29. Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
  30. The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
  31. Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are
  32. United Airlines travel pack: Fly United
  33. The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
  34. Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?
  35. Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam
  36. Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!
  37. Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!
  38. McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served
  39. Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities
  40. Burger King: Have it your way
  41. Dairy Queen: We treat you righ
  42. AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1.

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