Showing posts with label weapons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weapons. Show all posts

5/2/09

List : Improvised Weapons II


1.Pens and Crayons
Pens and crayons can be really dangerous as weapons.If you get stabbed with a pen or a crayon your time spent in school will flash before your eyes.This was proven scientifically - yeah,right.Stay away from angry kids with sharp crayons and pens!You can find pens & crayons everywhere.

2.Forks And Spoons
So what , you have an unsuccessful business dinner?Don't worry you can attack or defend yourself.Stab with the fork and smack with the spoon.Simple as that!You can find this items in kitchens , restaurants , fast-food spots and so on.

3.Shoes
If you see Bush in front of you I am sure that you know what to do.These can be found on your feet.


4.Ashtrays
If you are in a bar brawl and you run out of chairs and bottles , don't forget about the ashtrays.Break 'em , smoking kills anyway!Can be found in bars, pubs , cafes , houses , restaurants.

5.Belts
The classical belt.Smacking your kids to the max!Until they grow up and they smack back.Can be found where you find trousers.

6.Cell Phones
Throw them.This is how they work.As weapons.Can be found in Electronic Shops , in houses , offices and many other places.

7.Keys
Don't lose your keys!You may need them some day to use them as a weapon.Not really effective , but better than nothing.No need to tell you where to find keys.

8.Phone Books
Phone books are useful for torture.You will get that precious information just by smacking the subject in the head with it.It really hurts, you know?

9.Fire Extinguisher
You can knock someone out with it.Be careful with that thing!You can find a fire extinguisher almost in any building.

10.Cars
The car is the ultimate urban improvised weapon.You can kill someone easily with it.Just run over that person.Maybe a disadvantage is the fact that is too big.Cannot be used anywhere.



P.S.Also make sure you check Improvised Weapons I.

4/20/09

List : Improvised Weapons I

Here's a list of improvised weapons.These are the most used items as weapons,besides many other heavy and sharp objects.If you ask me,my favourite is still the golf club.


1.Baseball Bat
Useful anywhere.You can find it Mall Sports Stores , Stadiums , Clubs and Junkyards.In some cuntries you can be arrested just for carrying it in public,but in many places,is not the case.You cannot be arrested if you play baseball.If you play baseball with someone's head,then you get arrested.Very useful item,the baseball bat.

2.Crowbar
Pretty dangerous.You can seriously damage someone with this.Be careful,you can really kill someone with a crowbar.Can be found in Power Stations , Warehouses, Auto Repair Shops , Factories , Junkyards , Mall Hardware Store and Vehicle Depots.

3.Pipes
Pipes can be found anywhere.In Factories,Power Stations,Warehouses, Junkyards,Storehouses and Construction Sites.These may come in handy all the time.You know what I'm Talking about,you saw movies too.

4.Golf Club
This is my favourite.Nobody will arrest you for carrying a golf club.You can beat someone with it and look cool & stylish in the same time.Ain't that something?Can be found only in Mall Sport Stores and Golf Clubs.Even the golf ball can be dangerous if used properly.

5.Pool Cue
This can be found in Mall Sports Stores, Stadiums and Pubs.If you lost a serious sum of money at pool,this may come in handy.

6.Tool Box
Anything from a toolbox can be used as a weapon.Even the toolbox itself.From the hammer to the screwdriver,the toolbox is an entire arsenal of weaponsYou can find a toolbox in Mall Hardware Stores, Auto Repair Shops, Factories, Fort Vehicle Depot, Fort Storehouse and Power Stations.

7.Beer/Wine botlle (or any other kind of bottle - must be made of glass)
You can find a glass bottle anywhere.can be used as it is or broken.You know how to use it.No more to say here.

8.Hockey Stick
Can be found in Mall Sport Stores and Stadiums.Ok,pretty useful only if you are a hockey player.In rest,not really.

9.Piano Wire
The Piano Wire is a specialized type of wire made for use in piano and other musical instrument strings.But it can be used as a weapon.A very dangerous weapon dangerous hands.Used for strangulation.Can be found in pianos.

10.Knife
And of course the classical knife.No more comment needed.Can be found anywhere.Even in the kitchen!Wow!

11.Chairs
Where you find people you find chairs.Nothing more classical than a bar brawl with chairs.Useful if you want to show-off.

12.Broom
Can be found around the house.Useful if you want to smack your kids or your pet.

Any more improvised weapons that you know of?