Advice : Comments That Will Get Atention On A Blog Or Site

If you are so bored,and you have no one to talk to,and maybe you want some attention,here's what you should do to get it.If your comments on a community site will look similar to these,it's more than sure that you will get that attention you wanted.

1.Swear someone.Don't mention his/her nickname,in order to get everyone confused and thinking that you are swearing him/her(e.g. "fuck you","screw you","you dumbshit","shithead","eat my dick"etc.).Plenty of people will want to talk to you.
2.If you are commenting on a video,picture,article or something with/about a celebrity,and that celebrity has many fans,make fun of that celebrity.("celebrity name is stupid","celebrity name is an asshole","celebrity name is fat",etc.)
3.Swear the author of that work/post.
4.Pose as a 14 year old girl and say that you want to share nude photos of you.
5.Write nonsense comments (e.g. "The bear migrates candy.","I think I shit myself in the hand.","Gun just ran away in the wrong direction"etc.).
6.Write supid "you will get kissed friday if you do something" comments.
7.Spam a lot everywhere.In the end someone will want to reply.
8.Write that you are the author of the work/post which you want to comment on and the real author is just a thief.
9.Explain in your comment why you love yourself so much.
10.Write something to inspire/motivate other commenters, especially if you don’t normally do that.