6/4/09

List : 15 Most Offensive, Banned and Rejected Ads

Rejected, banned, and most complained advertising from all over the world.

1.Bacardi - Canada - Banned as it "objectified and demeaned women" (ASC)

2.Kiss Tobacco - Israel - Banned as it contains "obscenity and ressemblance of human beings"

3.Paddy Power - Ireland - Banned as "the betting odds referred to each woman's chances of either being knocked down by the truck were offensive and demeaned older people"

4.Energizer - Chile - Rejected by the client

5.NO2ID - UK - Most Complained as "the barcode on Tony Blair's upper lip made him resemble Hitler, which was offensive"

6.Killer Heels by NMA - UK - Banned as it "trivialised and stylised violence"

7.Department of Health - UK - Banned as it can "frighten and distress children"

8.Gucci - UK - Banned

9.Six Feet Under TV Series - UK - Banned as they were "offensive, shocking and likely to cause undue distress"

10.Diesel - UK - Banned as its "sexual image was likely to cause serious or widespread offence and was unsuitable in a magazine that could be seen by children"

11.Russian Finance Magazine - RUSSIA - Banned for being "immoral"

12.The Rules of Attraction (movie) - USA - Banned as "the copulating toys were considered offensive and obscene"

13.Tom Ford - USA - Most Complained as "it was sexually explicit"
14.Towers Anti-Smoking Campaign - CHINA - Rejected as "inappropriate"
15.The Breast Cancer Fund - USA - Rejected by advertising spaces run by Viacom "over fears that its depiction of mastectomy scars would prove to be too shocking to the public"

6/1/09

Observer : I'm Going To Die Soon

Dean Martin died.Sinatra too.Tupac still alive and breathing , but me , I don't think I have a long road ahead.Neither of us have , so we might as well live our life at max.Easy to say , harder to do as each one of us go through different moods everyday,having to cope with everyday life.Happines,sadness,sorrow,ecstasy (not the drug-which I think is very nice,btw-the feeling),hate,love and many other feelings and situations that trigger them are a conglomerate which represents our life.Sometimes we feel unique,different from others,but in the end we all realise that we are the same (excepting the stupid ones).

But let's get back to the subject,death.Some people say that they fear death.I sometimes do too,but if you really think about it is something natural (yeah,I know,stupid conclusion) that can't be avoided.So,why make such a big deal out of it,thinking about what's behind the physical death,what will happen to us after we die.If you think about every religion,their physolophies and explanations,you will of course think,"wtf?".WTF is wrong with the people,living their life as a preparation for death,waiting for a reward,making good deeds just for apreciation and not from their soul.Btw,I hope that there's something after death,because all of "this" is pointless if there isn't.Burn me if I die and put my ashes in a fucking vase or something (or flush it down the toilet),because I don't want to be ressurected and be a fucking zombie that screams "Braiiinsss! Braaainsss!".Have a good life!Any comments will be appreciated.



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5/20/09

The Cool : Spy Gadgets for the James Bond Within You (Second Part)

As promised,this is the second part filled with the coolest gadgets you can buy to spy.That even rhymes,damn I'm good.

1.Pen to PC
With this Spy Pen, you can write regular notes on paper and transfer your writings to your PC. Even better, writings, notes, and a girl’s number can be transferred to the computer wirelessly using this Nokia Pen Bluetooth capabilities, so you won’t even need to carry an extra cable.

2.E-Stealth Bluetooth Mobile Phone Spy Software
Have you ever wanted to know who the person sitting next to you is calling? what SMS does your Son recieve/send? or see the entire contact list of any passer-by? With the E-Stealth Bluetooth Mobile Phone Spy Software you can do all this and much more. The Ultimate Bluetooth Mobile Phone Spy Software Edition 2008 will work on all mobile devices that are Bluetooth enabled, which means it can Spy on Bluetooth Enabled Laptops as well. You just need to install the software on your Mobile Phone and get into the bluetooth range of the device you want to spy on, and startech surveillance. The software can be found at the product page.

3.BrickHouse Security Cell Phone Sim Card Spy
If you want to have a back up of your SMS that you have been receiving on your mobile phone, on your PC, this spy gadget is what you need. The PC suites coming with almost all phones phones have a support for the Address Book and SMS back up feature but this SIM card spy does more than that. Now only it can be used for low end that usually support PC, but you can also use this Spy Gadget to find and read almost all the messages that have been deleted from your SIM. If backing up your text messages is important, you can find more information at the product page.



4.The Spy Kite The Spy kite is a wind flyer that has a digital camera mounted on the frame and is capable of taking photographs from air. The Spy Kite is made up of fiber glass and comes with a wireless remote control that enables you to take photographs while your own feet are on the ground.
This spy gadget can take photographs from upto 80 feet above from ground. Find yours here.


5.Spy Tie There are tons of different Spy Gadgets to long for, but this spy cam tie is not just any web cam, it is probably the easiest to hide and use, plus it will make you look a little more like the smooth James Bond.
This normal looking tie has a mini spy camera hidden within its pattern design, so it would be very difficult for the untrained eye to realize it is on film. It provides easy transfer of AVI files with its built in USB drive with a storage capacity of 2GB. Moreover, there is a remote control included, so you could keep your hands off the actual spy tie when you are interested in starting or halting video recording.
This is a really great addition to James Bond gadgets that would be easy to use and also could collect great data on unsuspecting victims. It costs $66 at Brando.


6.Jetpack
Ok,this is may be a little to much,but if you like the adventure,why not?The Martin Jetpack($100,000) is capable of 30 minutes of flight at 60 mph and you can fly a distance of 8,000 feet.It's great for a Sunday afternoon fly!



7.Stungun
If a jetpack is what you need,why not this?I love reporting on weaponry. I’m sure that a lot of people will call me a little twisted, but I just can’t think of a cooler gadget than the latest weapon.
This particular stun gun, the X12 Taser LLS, had me when it was described as a “wireless taser”. Perhaps I also have an affinity for all things wireless. I mean, we have wireless computers and phones, why not wireless tasers? After all, those wires that zip out of most tasers can tangle very easily.
The LLS stands for Less Lethal Shotgun, and it is able to fire a charged round from up to 88 feet away. According to a Press Release, “it can pentrate clothing and transmit electrical impulses, causing the body to be temporarily paralyzed, unlike conventional stun guns which cause immobility by causing pain”.


8.Spyear
The Electronic Listening Device is so Powerful a Human Conversation Can be Heard over 300 Feet Away! The ”ears” and ”eyes” are powerful enough to hear from one end of a football field to the other. You can capture distant sounds (and voices) that would otherwise not be heard with the help of our sophisticated Electronic Listening Device. Imagine standing in the end zone of a football field and being able to hear what someone is saying at the other end! Outdoors men and field observers can tap into Nature\’s secrets like never before. Bird watchers and nature lovers will be thrilled at the sound quality of this ingenious listening device.
The Electronic Spy Listening Device is available from Gadget World for $51.95.


9.EyeClops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles
Enjoy the thrill of real night vision technology with EyeClops Night Vision stealth goggles.These super stealth goggles allow kids ages eight and older to see in absolute darkness using infrared illumination so they can explore the dark landscape around them. These fun goggles are the perfect companion for slumber party sleep-overs or camp-outs.
The EyeClops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles are available from Amazon for $68.88.



10.Minox’s Agent M Digital Belt Camera
If you’re aspiring to be a super secret spy at some point in your life then you’ll need the equipment to go with the job. No one can be a true spy without the proper tools. Well Minox is selling a seemingly innocent belt that happens to have a hidden camera built into it. The belt can record videos, which will likely be every perv’s dream. I’m sure with this in hand many teen boys would love a chance to accidentally walk into the girl’s locker room and then have the recording to enjoy for years to come.
Actually, likely their father’s would probably wish for the same thing at the local gym. In all fairness though, this could be used for non-pervish tasks. It not only records video, but it will record audio as well. Giving you handy blackmail material when needed. It records onto an SD card and includes a USB adapter. It will cost you a pretty penny though, it is priced at about $300.

Also check the first part of "Spy Gadgets for the James Bond Within You " if you didn't already.

The Cool : Spy Gadgets for the James Bond Within You (First Part)

People keep developing and using cool new gadgets to spy on people. While this practice might offend some people, it is at the same time, fun and enjoyable for others. Spy Gadgets can be used to see what your 3 year old son is doing with the toys or to find the numbers your daughter calls frequently. Or maybe, you can become the next James Bond and save the world with these cool spy gadgets.
I have gathered a Cool Spy Gadgets list that can help you become the next James Bond.Ssome of these are not too expensive, so they can also make great presents.1.Zippo Style Digital Cigarette Lighter Camera
Remember the Nightfire Game of James Bond that had an Camera built into a Cigarette Lighter? This is the same spy gadget but in the real world. The Cigarette lighter itself is not functional, but the Digital Camera built inside works like any other camera.
The Zippo Style Digital Cigarette Lighter Camera has 64 MB SDRAM memory that stores 104 images (standard 640×480 resolution) or 30 images (High 1280×960 resolution). The digital images can be easily downloaded to your computer using the USB cable. The Cool Gadget is available for $45 which is not too high for a 1.3 MP camera.2. StarChase
Has any thief ever tried to snatch your valuables and got away in a car or Motor Bike? Now, if that happens you can track them down and find wherever they goes. All you need to do is to aim at any vehicle you need to track or follow and shoot it with GPS transmitter. The system uses a laser to aim at the back of a car, firing a GPS receiver, wireless transmitter, and battery in a little slug that sticks to the outside of the vehicle.
I think I saw it on McGuyver before, or was it the A-Team? Either way, a cool way to track someone. You can find this spygadget here.
3.Memo-Q Pen Recording Device
Taking only spy shots isn’t enough, is it? We need to sometimes record conversations too. Memo-Q Pen Recording Device will not only let you record conversations, but it is also the World’s Smallest 7 Hour Voice Digital Pen Voice Recorder. The batteries give up enough juice for 10 Hours. The pen is charged using the USB port on your computer and take about four hours to charge fully. You can also use AAAA batteries if the device isn’t charged, which last approximately 10 hours during playback and 7 hours of record time.
This pen also allows you to transfer files easily using the USB port. Complete product specs can be found here.
4.Spy Camera Pen
A cool spy camera pen that makes it very easy to spy on girlfriends, co-workers and friends. This Christmas Gift is perfect for students, friends, and even adults and could make it very fun to spy in such a hidden way.
If you see it as an advantageous spy tool, you can get your own at their store.
5.Hollow Spy Coin
I know it can be easy to hide anything anywhere with a size as small as that of a coin. But wait, what if you were to be searched and someone found a microSD card containing private (adult or not) data? For that purpose this spy coin has been created.
This hollow nickel seen at Coolestgadgets can easily hold your microSD card and no one would even be suspicious that there can be anything inside a coin.
6.CSI Stick
It might seem unbelievable, but there is actually a device that can copy anything that is stored on a Mobile phone. The CSI Stick allows law enforcement and anyone else to gather forensic grade information form a cell phone.For example, you can copy text messages, call logs, and phone books with the CSI Stick. It can also be used to copy the camera pictures and other media from your, or any other person’s mobile phone.
This Cool Spy Gadget includes the CSI Stick base unit, two Motorola tips, one Samsung tip, one remote charger, and a carrying case. The nice thing is that it is available to the public.

7.COM-BAT
The Com-Bat is a six-inch robotic spy plane modeled after a bat and can send information like smell, sounds and photographs to its operator. COM-BAT looks like a is planned to have energy scavenging potential, so it could be powered by wind and solar energy.
8.Mind Molester and Sonic Nausea
Annoy neighbors, friends or foes with the Mind Molester and Sonic Nausea. These Small spy gadgets can be your way of causing discomfort to individual without actual physical touch. Sounds a little evil? I guess it probably is. 9.Wi-Spy Spectrum Analyzer
Want to see and analyze any Wi-Fi networks in your neighboring areas? Here is a cool new spy gadget that will allow you to do just that. Wi-Spy is the world’s smallest 2.4 GHz spectrum analyzer, and has been designed specifically for troubleshooting and analyzing Wi-Fi networks. It shows the signal strength for all Wi-Fi networks as well as Bluetooth, 2.4 GHz cordless phones, microwaves, Zigbee, and all other 2.4 GHz transmitters. It is available at ThinkGeek.com for all you spies out there.10.Pocket-Sized Printer and Scanner
These spy printer and scanner could easily make James Bond happy. The scanner is about the sized of a pen, and the printer not much larger.

Make sure to check the second part.

5/13/09

Style : Urban Art



Volkswagen Bus

Artist Lee Stoetzel has made a wooden life-size Volkswagen Bus! The VW Bus is a one-to-one scaled 75" x 165" x 67 1/2", and is crafted from pecky cypress wood and steel. "We build houses and think that we have controlled space, yet nature winds its way into those materials. The sculptures I have built light up to emphasize the power of natural form. ", Stoetzel say. Don't play with the fire inside,and especially don't smoke if you want to remain cool and not baked during the driving.


Makita Smart Advertising

A big Makita drills image made of 20,081 Holes!They drilled over 20.000 holes into a wall to create a huge black and white image of, well, a Makita drill. To create the correct tones, the distances between the holes had to be very carefully calculated.Hard work!Not for me,nope.


Lego Jesus


A Swedish church unveiled a life-size statue of Jesus Christ during their Easter morning mass. This 6-foot-tall statue of Jesus has building out of 30,000 Lego blocks. It took the 40 volunteers about 18 months to put all the tiny plastic blocks together, and their creation shows a standing Jesus facing forward with his arms outstretched. This Lego Jesus Statue is a copy of Danish sculptor Bertel Thorvaldsen's "Christus" statue on display in Copenhagen. It's Legisus Christ!

Urilift's Public Urinal

The Urilift's Public urinal(about $70,000) stays underground all day and rises up every evening for nighttime public urination problem. It will pop up at 10pm and drop down again at 3am every day(if it will close the drunk man undergroud? Maybe I thought ...). Unlike the automated, self-cleaning toilets with doors that automatically open after a set time period, the Urilift is a two-meter(over 6 feet tall) high stainless steel cylinder with three alcoves, each with a urinal, and no doors. If I can not find any toilets, I will consider it(shame)..."A council spokesman said: 'We intend to use the pop-up loo to tackle the problem of people urinating in shop doorways and on the streets of our town centre.' " It's already installed in various cities in Europe.Nice!

5/6/09

Advice : Comments That Will Get Atention On A Blog Or Site

If you are so bored,and you have no one to talk to,and maybe you want some attention,here's what you should do to get it.If your comments on a community site will look similar to these,it's more than sure that you will get that attention you wanted.

1.Swear someone.Don't mention his/her nickname,in order to get everyone confused and thinking that you are swearing him/her(e.g. "fuck you","screw you","you dumbshit","shithead","eat my dick"etc.).Plenty of people will want to talk to you.
2.If you are commenting on a video,picture,article or something with/about a celebrity,and that celebrity has many fans,make fun of that celebrity.("celebrity name is stupid","celebrity name is an asshole","celebrity name is fat",etc.)
3.Swear the author of that work/post.
4.Pose as a 14 year old girl and say that you want to share nude photos of you.
5.Write nonsense comments (e.g. "The bear migrates candy.","I think I shit myself in the hand.","Gun just ran away in the wrong direction"etc.).
6.Write supid "you will get kissed friday if you do something" comments.
7.Spam a lot everywhere.In the end someone will want to reply.
8.Write that you are the author of the work/post which you want to comment on and the real author is just a thief.
9.Explain in your comment why you love yourself so much.
10.Write something to inspire/motivate other commenters, especially if you don’t normally do that.

5/4/09

Observer : The World Is The Greatest Rat Race


People were always in a competition for something,for anything.But this competition has grown bigger and bigger and we are competing for our lifes.People stepping over people to get the money,to get the respect,to get anything they want.Some make everything possible to get what they want through legal ways,some through illegal ways.Some in both ways.Some give up all hopes and commit suicide.

Many people fight for a cause but finally they end up in their own hypocrisy,breaking their own rules for their own good.Whatever "good" that is.Even though the human are social beings,it seems we can't all live peacefully in a society.Small or big,same thing,from local to global.We lose ourselves while we walk our ways in life.But this only a point of view,it's not all black and white,you know,and society it's not all rotten inside.Don't forget that there are people who would help you if they could instead of stealing your last chance.

List : Worst - Rappers Turned Actors


50 Cent
Real Name: Curtis James Jackson
How this guy gets to star opposite Al Pacino and Robert Deniro in Righteous Kill is beyond me. Did they not see Get Rich or Die Tryin' or Home of the Brave? He easily tops the pile and is one I would love to see stay out of theater.

DMX
Real Name: Earl Simmons
Despite trying to cement himself as action-movie sidekick (e.g. Never Die Alone, Cradle 2 the Grave), DMX just doesn't have it. True, his voice (like Xzibit) does him well as an imposing figure, but that only goes so far.

Xzibit
Real Name: Alvin Nathaniel Joiner
Though his gravely voice lends him to be an intimidating henchman, I have yet to see what else might be appealing with the recognized host of MTV's "Pimp My Ride." Maybe his participation in the X-Files sheds a bit more light on this guy.

Andre 3000
Real Name: Andre Benjamin
Though I hate to put him on this list, Andre 3000 really hasn't come through for me. His role in Four Brothers was flat and Idlewild was more of an Outkast vehicle than anything else. Admittedly, I didn't see Semi-Pro, but I lost interest in him after Revolver.

Ice-T
Real Name: Tracy Marrow
I totally respect the guy for his early work and groundbreaking music career, but I'm glad he's now just a regular on "Law and Order: SVU" and not much else. You can only take him in limited doses.

Ice Cube
Real Name: O'Shea Jackson
Much like Ice-T, Ice Cube has been around for a while and certainly has some cred. However, his latest projects have sucked big time (e.g. Are We There Yet?).It's true that he made many movies,and in someone he acted well , but c'mon.Trying to recover the shyne of Friday,Next Friday and Friday After Next , he got out First Sunday.What a cliché.

Snoop Dogg
Real Name: Cordozar Calvin Broadus
I have to admit, I did love Snoop Dogg's character Huggy Bear in the 2004 remake of Starsky & Hutch. However, the smoked out pimp shtick is a bit old, especially in movies like Soul Plane and Hood of Horror.

Method Man
Real Name: Clifford Smith
Similar to Ice-T, Method Man is much more interesting when he has a cameo on "Law and Order" or as the Baltimore drug dealer, Cheese, on the "The Wire." And while I haven't seen it yet, I suspect his involvement in The Wackness is brief and forgettable.P.S. : How High was awesome !

The Game
Real Name: Jayceon Terrell Taylor
I think the only reason why The Game ever got an acting gig was because his face looks like the rough side of a rundown liquor store. That's not to say he doesn't make for a perfectly fine throwaway bad guy in Street Kings, but he's still pretty forgettable.

Big Boi
Real Name: Antwan André Patton
Thankfully, one half of the popular outfit Outkast, Big Boi hasn't managed to carve out an acting footprint just yet. His biggest role was alongside his fellow band mate Andre 3000 in Idlewild back in 2006. There hasn't been much since. Let's keep it that way.