5/2/09
List : Improvised Weapons II
1.Pens and Crayons
Pens and crayons can be really dangerous as weapons.If you get stabbed with a pen or a crayon your time spent in school will flash before your eyes.This was proven scientifically - yeah,right.Stay away from angry kids with sharp crayons and pens!You can find pens & crayons everywhere.
2.Forks And Spoons
So what , you have an unsuccessful business dinner?Don't worry you can attack or defend yourself.Stab with the fork and smack with the spoon.Simple as that!You can find this items in kitchens , restaurants , fast-food spots and so on.
3.Shoes
If you see Bush in front of you I am sure that you know what to do.These can be found on your feet.
4.Ashtrays
If you are in a bar brawl and you run out of chairs and bottles , don't forget about the ashtrays.Break 'em , smoking kills anyway!Can be found in bars, pubs , cafes , houses , restaurants.
5.Belts
The classical belt.Smacking your kids to the max!Until they grow up and they smack back.Can be found where you find trousers.
6.Cell Phones
Throw them.This is how they work.As weapons.Can be found in Electronic Shops , in houses , offices and many other places.
7.Keys
Don't lose your keys!You may need them some day to use them as a weapon.Not really effective , but better than nothing.No need to tell you where to find keys.
8.Phone Books
Phone books are useful for torture.You will get that precious information just by smacking the subject in the head with it.It really hurts, you know?
9.Fire Extinguisher
You can knock someone out with it.Be careful with that thing!You can find a fire extinguisher almost in any building.
10.Cars
The car is the ultimate urban improvised weapon.You can kill someone easily with it.Just run over that person.Maybe a disadvantage is the fact that is too big.Cannot be used anywhere.
P.S.Also make sure you check Improvised Weapons I.
you still didn't put the shiv in the list
ReplyDeleteBlackSnow :I promise that I will put it in the next list.
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